45 Funny Good Morning Quotes To Start Your Day With 'Smile' – DailyFunnyQuote (2024)

Funny Good Morning Quotes To Start Your Day With Smile. Good Morning Messages Make a special good morning to your loved one and make the day special for them with morning Love. Funny Quotes and saying do the exact same and share with your near ones.

Inspirational Good Morning Quotes and Wishes. “Set a goal that makes you want to jump out of bed in the morning.” “When you start each day with a grateful heart…” funny good morning quotes and images “I opened two gifts this morning. “Some days you just have to create your own sunshine” “You will never have this day again so make it count!”

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Funny Quotes

#1. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”~ George Carlin

#2. “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” ~ Billy Wilde

#3. “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.” ~ Christopher Morley

#4. “I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.” ~ Dr. Peter Venkman

#5. “Leave something for someone but don’t leave someone for something.”~ Enid Blyton

#6. “Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”~ Bill Maher

#7. “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.”~ Walter Matthau

#8. “I admit that I live in the past, but only because housing is so much cheaper.” ~ Matt Wohlfarth

#9. “A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”~ Denis Waitley

#10. “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.”~ Don Marquis

Cute Funny Quotes

#11. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” ~ Abraham Lincoln

#12. “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” ~ Rose (Betty White)

#13. “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”~ Lana Turner

#14. “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”~ Norman Wisdom

#15. “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”~ Groucho Marx

#16. “By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” ~ Charles Wadsworth

#17. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.” ~ Charles de Gaulle

#18. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” ~ Rita Rudner

#19. “Instant gratification takes too long.” ~ Carrie Fisher

#20. “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.”~ Oliver Herford

Best Funny Quotes

#21. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”~ Groucho Marx

#22. “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”~ David Lee Roth

#23. “A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.” ~ H.L. Mencken

#24. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” ~ Mark Twain

#25. “Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.” ~ Anonymous

#26. “Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.” ~ Bertrand Russell

#27. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” ~ Charles M. Schulz

#28. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” ~ Charles Lamb

#29. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.” ~ Bob Hope

#30. “Biologically speaking, if something bites you it’s more likely to be female.”~ Desmond Morris

Funny Good Morning Quotes

Good morning may your cup overflow with peace, Love & pure awesome today.

Good morning, I love you.

3. Go shawty It’s your birthday. good monring

4. Leave your excuses and live your dreams! Good morning

5. Love yo more. Good morning

6. Expect the bullsh*t, but never accept it. good morning

7. Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, and don’t let boys be mean to you

8. Sweet dreams good night.

9. Good morning my star…

10. Good morning early sun always give perfect energy.

11. May your coffee be ho and your eyeliner is even. Good morning

12. Good morning with lots of coffee!

13. Good morning my wonderful friends! may your day begin with a smile on your face, Love in your heart and happiness within your soul.

Good morning handsome. Godd day!

15. Let there be sunshine in your soul today.

Good morning have a lovely day.

17. Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.

18. I don’t want perfect, I want honest. Good morning

19. Life’ tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise TOO LATE. Good morning.

20. Good morning No matter what knocks you down in life, get back up and keep going. Never give up. Great blessings are a result of great perseverance.

See what time it is? Good morning to you.

Choose to smile. Good morning

Good morning smile please

Good morning. May your worries be light. May your joy be great. May your cup overflow.

You’re cute can I keep you? Good morning sweetheart.

I know you see all this sexiness, Don’t just stare… Say good morning.

I miss you. Good morning love

Good morning. Smile and be happy. Be grateful for all the good things in your life.

This is my weekend face. Good morning.

Good morning enjoy the day

I wanted to send you a Hug.

Make today so awesome. Yesterday gets jealous.

Positive mind. Positive vibes. Positive life

Mornings are better when you talk to God first.

I found Friday. It was hiding at the end of the week this whole time!

Good morning have a nice day.

I may not be perfect. But parts of me are pretty AWESOME.

Falling in love is easy. Having sex is easier. but bumping into someone who can spark your soul, now that’s rare. Good morning.

Just in case no one has told you today: Good morning. I believe in you. You’re doing great. Nice butt.

Rumors are carried by hatters spreaded by fools & accepted by idiots.

All your life everything that ever happened made you into the incredible person you are. even the hard stuff.

No one year injured their eyesight by looking on the bright side.

Hugging is the most beautiful form of communication that allows the other person to know beyond a doubt that they matter.

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Bell has no sound till someone rings it. Song has no tune until someone sings it. So never hide your feelings. because it has no value until someone feels it..!!. Good Morning.

Good morning. If you believe in yourself anything is possible.

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